Jokes





Pe vremea lui Ceausescu, iese un timbru cu Ceausescu.
Se duce Ceausescu, deghizat, la un oficiu postal, sa vada cum se vinde timbrul.
- Nu se vinde, spune functionarul.
- De ce?
- Nu se lipeste.
Cere Ceausescu un timbru, scuipa pe lipici, il pune pe un plic si-i arata functionarului:
- De ce spui ca nu se lipeste? Uite, se lipeste!
- Da, spune functionarul, dar toti scuipa pe partea ailalta.

a joke a dear colleague sent me :)

I can never tell a joke I have heard. Seriously, like this :


I can be funny, I think, you know, with irony or funny comments about something... Being funny is important. Aren't the most popular guys funny? Have you ever heard of a not funny jock? or prom king or something. Imagine the popular guy in high-school and he's totally serious. Like if you say something like this : How do a blonde's brain cells die? Alone. he's like : discrimination is wrong and dieing alone is not funny. Yeah...never gonna happen.



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